You know what is definitively un-sexy? Feeling like your significant other’s parent… Ugh.
- Instead of feeling like an equal partner with a mutual understanding of how adult life works, I often feel like I run the show around here for both of us.
Rather than putting on lacy underwear to thrill him, I’m picking his piles of dirty boxers up off the powder room floor. Instead of having candlelit dinners, I’m scraping the burnt messes that he leaves behind off our cookware. Rather than reminding him of our fun couples activity later than evening, I’m chasing him out the door to hand him office keys and his purse. It’s too much. Don’t even get me started on home chores, because he only has one, and he doesn’t do it. That single chore is to take care of the Heating, Ventilation plus A/C system for our home. All he’s supposed to do is to change the air filter every two months and schedule two routine Heating, Ventilation plus A/C inspections from a professional ventilation expert each year. I also asked that he would keep an eye on the weekly energy expenditure, and assist me with programming the smart thermostat to optimize our energy usage. Now, instead of being less busy out because he’s lending a helping hand with the temperature control plan, I’m more miserable than ever about nagging him to get it done. Every afternoon I send him a email about the completely blocked air filter in the AC. Once a week I ask if the Heating, Ventilation plus A/C dealership is coming to disinfect our air ducts. Once a month, I put the energy bill on his desk with my notes about our utility bills and thermostat program. I feel like an overbearing mother, despite the fact that I can’t stop! I mean, basic heating and cooling maintenance absolutely doesn’t sound like rocket calculus to me.