Author: Francis

My neighbor Jenna has a boiler

I detest Jenna, my neighbor because she has a boiler in her house. Even though I’ve had a fear of boilers since I was a young child, I realize it sounds ridiculous. I occasionally went over to my aunt’s house when I was younger and spent the night there. The only time she asked me […]

Nick had to purchase a modern boiler

My intuition tells me that the length of time between repairs necessitating replacement must be very nearly a world record The neighbor, Nick, boasted that her house had the world’s oldest boiler. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that the boiler was put in the house when it was first built. I am aware that Nick’s […]