I swear to you, I never knew I had a kid, however once she showed up on our doorstep, 1 look told me everything I needed to know, but she looked just appreciate her mother, a woman I had appreciated dearly a decade before.
She also looked a little appreciate me; As I reeled from the shock of it all, the news just kept coming – her name was Jill, she was nine, and her mother had recently passed away, i had no option however to accept our responsibilities as a man and take Jill into our care, however the first step on this road was improving the indoor air pollen levels of our home, which meant a full HVAC duct cleaning.
I lived alone, so I had no reason not to smoke cigarettes and pot inside our house. After many years of such behavior, our indoor air pollen levels was abysmal, and our sense of stink was too wrecked to notice, but with Jill in the apartment I needed to strip the place down to the walls to improve the air quality. I got new carpets and drapes, purchased several media air cleaners, 1 for the main room and 1 for Jill’s home office. I updated the cheapo air filters I had been using to the costly HEPA air filters, and finally, I called the local cleaning company and had them send out a specialist to clear out our filthy HVAC duct and air vents. I don’t think the first thing about being a kid, however I knew that air quality was something I had to provide. If I can’t even deliver our kid scrub air to breathe, what wonderful am I?